Kara ra Jawab

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.

Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.

Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

I miss u

Ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul se bhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!

I miss u

Ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul se bhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!

Bhagwan Gayab

Ek Mandir main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.

Amitab gya wog gayab,

Hirithik gya woh gayab,

Akshey gya woh gayab,

Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

Alone

Ek aadmi ne idhar udhar dekha. Koi nahi tha. Usne darwaja khola aur andar chala gaya. Andar dekha to bhi uske alawa koi nahi tha. Woh akeli thi. Usne aaram se apna nikala aur haath mein pakad kar uske andar daal diya. Phir idhar udhar ungliyan chalaane lagaa. Complete room mein puch - puch ki awaaz goonjne lagi.
Thori der ke baad sab shaant ho gaya.Aadmi ne haath badha kar apna nikala aur

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